Category: Personal

Indoctrinating defenseless people with .. music

To make sure I indoctrinate the defenseless Qt and KDE people with my extraordinary ideas for Maemo and GMAE/GNOME related things (like Vala, GObject-Introspection, Tracker, Xesam, Desktop/tablet search, Tinymail, Modest, IMAP + Lemonade and E-mail in general a.k.a. things that interest me) I decided to show up in Mechelen (well, actually Sint-Katelijne Waver) where the guys organizing Akademy had picked a nice and peaceful spot in my warm and fuzzy country to do KDE’s yearly conference.

Always nice to see Nokia doing the same thing at conferences! I decided to have a few chats with the Akonadi guys, watched a few presentations like the one about Decibel (they are using Telepathy! Awesome!). And then I met Kate and Karollina again. Nokians!

Among the things I asked Karoliina was whether or not she was still making music. Guess what, she is! She told me she made this one for her cat and for Kate’s phone as a ring tone. It’s a quite relaxing song that ‘opens the mind in your brains’. I don’t know if that makes any sense in the English language, but nevertheless it’s what I came up with after the second time listening to it.

Anyway. Refreshing and opening my mind (and my airways) is exactly why I also go to saunas. I’m confident that this piece of audio will therefore be a perfect match with a nice sauna experience.

Playing poker while the game is Chess

Notwithstanding that (it smells like) the United State’s propaganda machine is trying hard to control our European media once more, let’s try to get as much information from both sides of the story this time.

I thought that since U.S. is supporting Georgia there would be some control over the situation in South Ossetia and that there would be a peaceful solution to the conflict. But what is happening there now it’s not just war, but war crimes. George Bush and [Georgian president] Mikhail Saakashvili should answer to the crimes that are being committed – the killing of innocent people, running over by tanks of children and women, throwing grenades into cellars where people are hiding,

— Joe Mestas. A United States citizen in the conflict zone, according to Russia Today [video footage].

As this conflict escalates both sides are as usual trying to politically involve the European Union. I think Europe should restrain from supporting Georgia as it clearly committed war crimes. I’m quite certain we will soon see hard proof of this coming from the Russians. Proof that will be ten times more accurate than an idiot like Colin Powell throwing away his career and credibility a few years ago.

The European population wont support supporting a war criminal. Hanging our European flag in your office while doing a speech on World Television, is ridiculous and didn’t convince serious people in Europe at all.

Militarily seen, it’s a not even a question: You can’t fight Russians a few kilometers from their own border. It would mean a military humiliation.

Europe is not a war continent anymore. If you want lasting peace with Europe, the only way is by doing business with us. Supplying us with what we need (which in case of Russia is energy in the form of gas), buying from us what you need (which in case of Russia are European investments in their country and culture).

What Europe can do about this conflict would be to decrease the amount of European investment in Russia. Just stopping the gas supplies from Russia would probably destroy Germany’s economy in a few months and would that way drastically weaken any kind of power Europe has. This is not the kind of stuff that we want (in Europe), and we are not naive enough (anymore) to be convinced that this is what should be done.

My conclusion is that the rest of the world better stops hoping that Europe will help a Georgian war criminal.

Although I know that I shouldn’t drag the U.S. in this conflict, I’m quite confident that behind the scenes it’s pretty obvious that this is Russia showing its newly gained might to the U.S.

The New World Order line that the Bush administration seems to have tried by falsely promising to support Georgia if Georgia would send troops to Iraq turned out to be a foolish one.Then again, we are getting used to foolish U.S. strategy with Cheney and Bush trying to play poker with the rest of the World.

As a result Russia has a moral ground to do what they are doing (in the end, they had a peacekeeping mandate over the region). The United States can only watch and suffer as Easter European countries will now have learned that all what Bush senior had build up as political trust, is now unveiled as pure U.S. rubbish.

That is likely going to be the end conclusion of the foreign policy of the administration that has ruled the U.S. for the last decade. That all the achievements of Bush senior will have been flushed through the toilet.

Russia is and will keep gaining power. China is and will keep growing its economy and energy consumption. Iran is and will keep gaining more power over the Middle East (the U.S.’s propaganda about their nuclear weapons programs is among the weakest I have ever received). Etcetera.

In a curious way a New World Order is forming indeed. Regretfully for the Neoconservatives they will most likely not play the role of World Leaders. At least not as a coherent group.

I blame their own incompetence for that.

Their “New World Order”-meme was both strategically and diplomatically supported by weak people. They played poker while the game on the table was Chess. And they lost.

The money they did win turned out to be printed by the Federal Reserve as it was needed. That inflated the Dollar and is increasing the gap between rich and poor in their own country. Meanwhile it enriched the super elite involved in the war machine while the sons of poorer patriotic families got sent to the battle ground.

The man in the streets in the United States is paying for all this.

I think this new conflict in Georgia wont be the last thing we’ll see as a result of the poker and Chess games of 200n.

ps. Planet.gnome picks the categories it wants to syndicate from my blog. I don’t send blog items to planet.gnome myself. Instead, planet.gnome picks them. I have a category specifically dedicated to technology. This item is specifically not categorized in a technical category. Don’t blame me for political content on planet.gnome.

Sauna!

Yesterday we went to a public sauna where it doesn’t matter too much if they’d throw me out (I don’t often go there).

We decided to pick that one because we wanted to tryout our mint crystals!

“Just put them on the stones” I hear all the Finnish sauna people think. Right, indeed! But at most of the Belgian public saunas you are not allowed to bring your own smells.

In Belgium not everybody has his own sauna. And those who do own one usually have a infrared sauna (because those are often smaller in size). I mean, come on, infrared saunas are not real saunas. You can’t put mint crystals on stones, there are no stones involved! I think it’s much more common for Belgian sauna fans to go to a public one instead.

Although not allowed, it’s not uncommon that somebody brings smells. Usually there’s a guy putting smells incognito on stones. After some time all the real sauna fans recognize him of course. Often it’s the same people, so you get to know who’s into that. Usually I’m just an innocent observer who joins the saunas where custom smells are being thrown on the stones. In fact I’m inexperienced with bringing my own smells.

So we waited until there was nobody left in the sauna we picked, it was Sunday evening and stormy, so not a lot of people. Then we emptied a glass, filled it up with some water, put the mint crystals in it, entered the sauna, we threw the glass over the stones, enjoyed, hoped that they wouldn’t throw us out. We didn’t get caught!

Now, don’t get me wrong. At most of the public saunas in Belgium the owner of the place periodically puts a bunch of smells on the stones for an entire half hour. It’s like some sort of a three-hourly event. When that happens a lot of people join that specific sauna of course. They usually give you some oranges and cubes of ice after ten minutes. They circle with a towel to distribute the air. Etc. It’s not that because you are not allowed to bring your own smells, that it sucks. I guess they don’t want you to ruin their saunas with experimental piece of shit smells that some people would bring.

Anyway. The Turkish mint crystals were awesome. After the second time I was so thirsty that I drank a half liter cola and a half liter fresh orange. It was amazingly cold on my body yet I was sweating like mad.

Refreshing!

Don’t forget

I am not asking your newspaper to support an administration.. But I am asking your help in the tremendous task of informing and alerting the American people..

For I have complete confidence in the response and the dedication of our citizens when they are fully informed.

I not only could not stifle controversy from your readers I welcome it. This administration intends to be candid about its errors. For as a wise man once said, “an error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it”.

We intend to accept full responsibility for our errors and we expect you to point them out when we miss them. Without debate without criticism, no administration and no country can succeed. And no republic can survive.

That is why the Athenian law decreed it a crime for any citizen to shrink from controversy. And that is why our press was protected by the first amendment, the only business in America specifically protected by the constitution, not primarily to amuse or entertain, not to emphasize the trivial and sentimental, not to simply give the public what it wants, but to inform, to arouse, and to reflect to state our dangers and our opportunities, to indicate our crises and our choices, to lead, mould, and educate and sometimes even anger public opinion.

ps. This is an extract from a speech by JFK

Upskirt!

This blog item was done for the sole reason of pissing off some people.

Consequences of SMASHED

An innocent developer will now not only be addicted to girly drinks, like Malibu, he and his girlfriend will also become addicted to drinking the same Whisky as one of the SMASHED members brought to GUADEC this year.

Mint crystals in Istanbul

I finally found what I was looking for at the Istanbul Spice Bazaar (Misir Çarsisi): mint crystals.

For the Nokians and other Finnish sauna freaks reading this, this is the stuff that you want to mix with a little bit of water (else your sauna is way to dry, of course) and then put the mixture on the hot stones. Crystalised mint is a very pure form of mint. Mint in a sauna gives a very cold and cool feeling on your body. Meanwhile your sauna is obviously very hot. You basically think that it’s cold, yet it’s very hot.

Well, with crystlized mint you maximize this. Eucalyptus is nothing compared to mint crystals. Chinese mint comes close, though. But not quite.

The aftermath is that you probably don’t want to jump in ice water after your sauna anymore. Not before adapting to normal temperatures for ten minutes. You wouldn’t be the first who passes out. I mean, your body is in a very confused state: it behaves as if it’s cold, but it sweats as if it’s very hot. The one thing you don’t want to do is to make it very cold suddenly. Unless you are a big dangerous looking Finnish dude, maybe.

I mean, I’m not underestimating the Finnish sauna people. I’ve been to a public one in Helsinki. Woah.

Anyway. The store can send the crystals to your home with DHL, the owner told me.

If any of the Nokians or other Finnish sauna pussies want to know what a real sauna experience is, you can mail them at ucuzcular@gmail.com, and try it.

Privacy in Europe

Obviously, European Youtube users didn’t ask for their youtube usage to be handed over to Viacom Inc.. Who knows what Viacom will do with this highly private data (which contains highly detailed information about people’s interests such as the videos they watch, the various topics they are interested in, and so on)?

I only hope that enough Europeans will formally protest at their country’s privacy agencies and/or at the European institutions. Although, I fear it won’t matter anymore as privacy nowadays has become far less important than Britney Spears or Paris Hilton.

Anyway, please find the contact details for Belgium here.

Every once in a while somebody whines about replacing the x11 clipboard

I just realized that the promise of ipv6 will create a demand for good clipboard integration in console applications! Imagine the very long ipv6 addresses that many Unix/Linux admins will have to move from spreadsheets into configuration text files!

Therefore I propose that we start thinking about a libclipboard library. As a pragmatic bridging solution we could easily make a small DBus service that not converts but bridges the target requests to the x11 clipboard owner. This service would just play as a proxy rather than something that collects and harvests x11 clipboard targets (the x11 clipboard supports requesting the owner to convert to a desired format, getting a list of available formats, etc – called targets -).

Meanwhile we could let console applications finally enjoy a decent clipboard that can actually make it possible for a console application to request multiple formats. Sounds better than xterm hacks to me.

Before continuing with reading, do this in your mind:

If you are a religious vim user:

export EDITOR=vim

If you are a religious Emacs user:

export EDITOR="killall -9 vim; emacs"

Examples:

  • Select text in Firefox, paste as HTML source in $EDITOR
  • Select two columns and twenty rows in a spreadsheet application, and paste as a comma separated list in $EDITOR

Maybe even have an easy to configure filter application that on-the-fly converts just a copy source into a format that the admin wants in his configuration text file. You know how management always delivers things like IP addresses in spreadsheet format (it’s just a silly example, really).

We could also let such a library solve the problem of two applications running on the same computer being displayed on a remote X11 server having to transfer large clipboards over the X11 protocol (over the wire).

I still think PRIMARY and SECONDARY are broken concepts by design. But I also agree that this is subjective (but really, let’s be honest about it, it’s broken. Seriously).

Of course I realize that whether or not I’m right about such a solution only depends on somebody (like me) doing it rather than just blogging about it. I have always been tempted to try to start something. Who knows someday I will?

On the act of subverting the British nation

A few days ago I made a completely correct analysis of how the Schuko standard for power sockets and plugs, used on the continent of Europe, is superior to the British BS1363 standard.

Today I noticed the fruits of our hard work of trying to convert the British people to the fine uses and traditions of the people who live on the European continent. I saw a carton “Gezeefde Tomaten / Purée de Tomates” at a supermarket in Durham UK.

Just like how politics in Belgium work we have started applying the principle of divide and conqueror: instead of using their native language English, we are now sending them products with dual language branding and descriptions. Just like in our own country. This introduces doubt about their English identity. To divide you first need to generate fear and doubt (Am I really English? I’m not Welsh either? Maybe I’m Dutch? Maybe French!! Wouh!). Then you conqueror them by telling them, with a soft voice:

No no, you are Europe.

Works great! Just make them believe those Belgian “Purée de Tomates or Gezeefde Tomaten” are good. Once they grasped that, tell them: “but the tomatoes and the brand itself (Valfrutta) actually comes from Italy”. That’ll completely confuse them! Then relax them by softly putting your hand on their forehead and say: you are European, don’t be afraid child.

ps. Dear people who don’t live in Europe: this post is sarcasm, irony, a joke.

God save the Queen

People living somewhere on the British Islands.

This is a device that produces static electricity

You plug a power plug in a power socket

I have marked on this image of the power plug where the static electricity gets delivered into the power socket

Let me clarify my point:

  • Washing machines produce static electricity
  • Walls and sockets don’t produce static electricity

Let me add another point that I’m trying to make here

  • The dangerous looking pin in European sockets is not dangerous at all

Also note that the Germans and the Dutch use sockets that don’t have the dangerous looking pin. Both types of sockets and both types of plugs are compatible with each other. European continental standardisation is very useful sometimes.

Let’s take a look at the European plug and the location where it delivers the static electricity to the wall socket.

Let’s now compare that with an actual photo of a British Island’s (Irish guys use it too) plug.

My adult male finger (I have very thick fingers compared to Tinne’s skinny fingers and Tinne has thick fingers compared to a small child’s fingers) fitted in the space. It was possible for me to fully touch the static electricity pin. The device was powered on so the two pins for delivering the actual electricity where completely connected.

Now let’s see some actual photos of the European plug in action. Decide for yourself.



The solution is to convert those crazy English, Irish, Northern Irish, Scotts and Welshman (boy, I do hope I didn’t forget anybody) to the European system :-)

Dear English-only speaking audience

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This however means that you get to read the personal blogs of the people who are syndicated. Very often they asked specifically about the use of non-English languages and about the fact that content is not always going to be related to GNOME at all. Very often it has been pointed out that is precisely the very idea of planet-gnome.

This means that planet-gnome is meant to have posts in different languages, is meant to have posts that are not about GNOME at all. If that’s not comfortable for you, then please either read another website or install filters.

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Durham, a beautiful city

Since last week I’m staying in Durham together with Tinne for the next two months.

Tinne went to Durham last month because she’s doing her work placement. University college students in Belgium have to do three months of work placement in order to graduate. Tinne studies languages, so it was especially interesting to do her work placement in another country.

For me it doesn’t matter where I do my job, so I decided to join her in Durham city. We made some pictures to make you guys jealous.

Cathedral, taken from Framwellgate Bridge

I kinda wonder why we organized Guadec 2007 in Birmingham, given that Durham is such a beautiful city.

Wed 2008/Mar/12

  • I’m surrounded by beautiful hackers these days.








Hmm, yeah, nice try. Maybe I’m idd nonetheless a little bit jealous on Federico.

All your privacy are belong to me!

I’ve been using Google analytics for Tinymail.org for a few months now.

I was mostly interested in results per city. As expected is Helsinki scoring high. Since a lot of Modest’s developers live in Spain there are a few cities with a lot of visits in Spain too. Now I know where you guys live!

Nothing surprising. Except maybe the visitors from the Indian cities Hyderabad and Bangalore. I wonder what Indian company is working on a mobile E-mail client? The visitors from South America are interesting too! Are you guys working on one for OLPC?

I also have a lot of Brooklyn and Tempe visitors. That’s Red Hat, right?

What Nokia division can we find in Oulu by the way? And Sydney, is that jdub visiting?

Cute and I guess typical are all European cities. All major cities in Europe had a lot of visitors. Just never really a lot, unless they are located in Finland and are called either Helsinki or Oulu.

With one single exception for Europe: a city in my own country, Heist-Op-Den-Berg. So, who’s that Tinymail fan in Heist-Op-Den-Berg? Let’s get a drink somewhere? What about FOSDEM this year? It was not me, my own home city scored like all other European cities.

Disappointing is Russia. The visits for all of Russia compares to one European city, all Russian visitors came from either Moscow, Tula or Lisichansk. In Russia E-mail libraries code you?

I had three visits from Honolulu!

What is strange is that Google analytic’s analysis of amount of visitors doesn’t really match my actual Apache logs if I manually count them. Something like 60% less unique visits on Google analytics. I wonder at what point will Google analytics start grouping the hits of a user as an actual visit?

Open-source-facts

In follow-up to what Luis wrote, i just took a look at open-source-facts and liked it a lot.

More space for hacking

I cleaned up my desk once more:

More space for hacking, less for bugs.

Absinthe

I, Philip, do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe …

Since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.

Just thoughts

My little Tinymail is becoming like a small fire that I just need to keep burning. Various people are contributing both large parts and small improvements to it. We’re releasing pre-releases and those are working increasingly well. I received less requests for improvements based on the pre-releases as expected. It seems most people are still using ‘trunk’ to learn about Tinymail. At GUADEC a lot of people told me that if there would be just a release, they would start using it. Well, now there are releases (although, pre-releases), yet I’m seeing no significant differences here. The ‘release often, release quickly’ mantra is not always true, it seems. I rather think that if a project is useful, it’ll be used. If not, it wont. Full stop.

To increase users of Tinymail I think that in stead of rushing to make a clean release I rather have to focus on supporting it on SymbianOS and WinCE, showing that you can build a client with it (which is what Modest is doing, and more likewise clients will follow soon), support higher programming languages and models and having good documentation. In other words: adding value. In the end is “a release” just a wrapper for that value in my opinion. Although I believe that for packagers and distributions “a release” by itself add a lot of value.

I already know what I have to do to create more site visitors: making fancy looking video demos, being part of GMAE and its press releases, getting my blog aggregated on the planets, being mentioned by Lortie (+4000 unique visitors that day!), providing easily browsable sourcecode (you’d be surprised to know how many people seems to be just reading Tinymail’s code via the trac source code browser daily) and again having good documentation (increases the hits coming from search engines). Just a lot of visitors is not really what I’m seeking for as the project maintainer. Rather people who’ll either contribute, learn from the code (the browsable-code visitors) or people who’ll want to use it for their own projects.

To get more contributors I try to get as much companies involved as possible. The major contributors to Tinymail (other than me, of course) so far have been Codethink, Nokia, Openismus and Igalia. Let’s try to get some more such organizations interested. I would love to see more individuals like contractors, students and hobbyists getting involved. I just have no idea how to get them to be interested. I think the problem is that creating an E-mail client is usually a project for a small or medium sized team of people. Although with Tinymail’s API available in higher programming languages will this be doable as a one person activity. Or, that’s the idea.

RE: Evo Morales on the Daily Show

Online version of the Interview that Miguel recently referred to.